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Excuseindex.com has the largest index of excuses for everyday, common & rare scenarios you might find yourself in. Browse alphabetically to find an excuse to get you out of any situation imaginable! Can’t find what you’re looking for? Submit a situation to us and we’ll build out a list of excuses for it!
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last minute cancellation
late assignment
late for a business meeting
late to a job interview
late to a reservation
late to a wedding
late to an exam
late to meet your inlaws
late to pick up your girlfriend
late to the dentist
late to the doctor
late to work
leave the house
leaving a sleepover
leaving right after sex
leaving someone on read
leaving the morning after
leaving work early
looking at another woman
looking high
looking through someone’s phone
lying
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needing a lighter
needing cash
not being good at a sport
not bringing a gift
not brushing your hair
not brushing your teeth
not bungee jumping
not calling someone
not cleaning up
not coming up for sex
not dancing at a party/wedding
not dancing with someone
not doing homework
not doing the dishes
not drinking
not getting hair implant surgery in Turkey
not getting vaccinated
not giving someone a ride
not going on a second date
not going to a party
not going to dinnernot going to the club
not having sex
not kissing someone
not knowing/understanding
not paying someone back
not replying to an email
not rock climbing
not scuba diving
not showering
not skiing/snowboarding
not skydiving
not texting back
not wearing makeup
nurses to call in sick
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